4 more sleeps til the todd concert. am tooooo excited. Can't take the kids so I am taking my neice V's best friend R. she is London for a few months. She's cool and expects to be embarassed. I seem to lose all normality when I am with him. Hence (my word of the month) stupid grin in the photo.
Have had an interesting week. started off in a great big hole. not a black hole or dark tunnel but a hole. saw the light but couldn't seem to figure a way out. did alot of talking and this is what I came up with
"YOUR HEAD IS LIKE A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.DON'T GO INTO IT ALONE!!!!!" found the step ladder shoveled the shit that came out of my mouth into the hole and walked over it. sometimes it takes awhile for me to figure out .Even though it is unbelievably obvious I stiil have to bang my head against the wall. go through the wall start on the next wall then go "DUH" okay I am out. I had to decide then confront. yuk. confronting is icky in a " biggally" way. okay lets get this over with now as I love to use the word "biggly"
It is not a real word. Many years ago I was watching a local "whats happening about town" program. The interviewer asked thsi young portly man what he thought of the play. He said" it is really fun in a "biggally" way. well I just about lost my lunch I was laughing so hard. It is a lovely word and rather descriptive it fits with "way" and should be used together. as in the traffic is bad in a biggally way. he told her to get lost in a biggally way. now if you really want to emphasize the point you say "in a biggally way...au but ( sounds like "oh foot" with a B) au but is french canadian for "to the max"
like that guy is hot in a biggally way au but. please feel free to use it. I am trying to spread it around to get it into the dictionary. I was with quite a few people when we first heard it 16 years ago so it is spreading. though you may have to do the " no it's not a real word but.......then explain as in above"NB for extreme emphasis add "really" or any adverb?before "biggally way" but don't over use the "really or any adverb" cause then people think you get excited by simple stuff like applesauce and it loses its power...if biggally has any power.
Monday my friend Smiley girl took me shopping. I need three outfits for the parties I am going to next week back home. I have not bought a party outfit since H was born 8 years ago. i know this because someone commented on the spit -up on the back of my sparkly black top. I picked up H for a hug and she mini-spewed over my shoulder...blah blah blah
so my friend Smiley Girl took me shopping for party clothes. I am wearing a purple chiffon Marilyn Monroe(the grate blowing air) dress for saturday night. I have no shoes but I have the dress. It is awesome in a bigally way. It has a rhinestone brooch at the cleavage. I went to buy shoes after class today. thought it might not be a good idea as I was feeling "top of the world Ma, top of the world"
when I am in that state I can convince myself that the £300 patent silver CFMP's ( come fuck me pumps) are a great deal and I will wear them every day. They will go fabulous with the "70's more for your dollar" collar plastic see-through retro dress shirt dress I bought 20 years ago for .....( none of your business but I was working and skinny) amount of money. Clothes Shopping when I feel on top of the world is like food shopping when I am full. I have no reality persceptive. I buy nothing instant. Everything I buy is for a recipe that has 15 ingredients. something Paul Prudhomme , the cajun chef would make, ( someone gave me that book for my birthday years ago. opened it up looked at the table of contents for each recipe and though "re-gift.")II once went to the supermarket after having smoked the biggest joint with my friend Louisa and I ate our way through the aisles. I remember thes white cakes with blobs of caramel coated in chocolate. 6 to a pack. I think we ate 2 or 3 packs each.Then we were sugared out so we had to eat a bag of chips. Wise BBQ.salt and spicy. then we ate marshmallows. we got to the checkout and had nothing to show for our purchases but crumbs down our sweaters and empty bags and our diabetic sugar coma overdose state. was embarrassed and never went back there again. At least not being stoned. Cause when you're stoned you don't care what people think and conviently forget your previous humiliation because all you can think is "I NEED FOOD NOW!".If is wasn't nailed down we ate it. Aaah the good old days.
Okay once again I digressed. So I didn't buy £300 silver patent CFMP's but purple suede ones. Argh! they are so beautiful in a really biggally way au but!! They don't match my outfits but I don't care they were calling my name and they were on sale which makes a huge difference. sale means it's okay to make a stupid purchase.( d once bought a 50 pound bag of rice at Makro cause it was on sale for £5. Honey I said, we rarely eat rice. This is enough rice for 5 years at at a curry house. why did you buy a 50lb bag of rice? Because it was onsale for £5 and that is a great price., in a really biggally way. couldn't argue with him. a great price is a great price..even if the product is useless.
Next subject. The Todd Concert is 4 sleeps from now. did I say that already? I am working on a post about Todd so you all can catch the wave. I have to make him chocolate chip" little bits of heaven" cookies. I made them last time and he was very excited. He even asked me for the recipe which I said no cause no one knows the recipe. I don't even know it by heart after 35 years. I have it written down in code so if I am tortured you still can't get it out of me.
I am babbling on. I haven't written in awhile as our computer finally exploded...which is good I couldn't bear being shocked anymore. 'checking email' shocks are not the same as 'writing a blog' shocks.
we finally got a brand spanking new computer with a 22" screen.Holy Macaroni Batman. It's wild I tell you wild, whoohoolu
Okay my attack of writers diarreah is over. Laundry is ready for the drier...and please do not attempt to give me shit about the ozone and my honking big climate changing drier. I do more than my bit for the planet but lived 9 years with wet clothes hanging all over the house taking 2000 weeks to dry. Nope I love it. no dishwasher. DRIER. DRIER. DRIER. Besides D is coming come tomorrow and if it is dry now I can do the speed clean thing tomorrow as I am out most of the day doing PTA Christmas Fair stuff. love my drier in a "really biggally way au but" .........squared!
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